Showing posts with label underground. Show all posts
Showing posts with label underground. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Zombie Train

Kings Cross. It's a beautiful piece of architecture, when admired from far, but the thought of getting into the underground is already making me nauseous. It is a huge trek getting to the Northern Line, in fact any line in general. What a maze of a station. I wonder if walking to the destination might have been quicker?

Making it to the platform, waiting in impatience for a train that isn't packed enough, so I manage to squeeze in, just as the door slam shut. And then, just like that, I enter a void, a capsule that holds a deathly lull. It takes a while for the eyes to adjust and even longer for the brain to comprehend. I saw before me rows of bodies, their heads bowed down. Some due to the weight of sleep, and others at the pull of their tiny mobile phone screens.

But these are not as strange as the ones with their heads up, and staring beyond the window, into the dark oblivion of black tunnel walls. Those blank eyes. Maybe they are dreaming with their eyes open. A sad dream. There is a still of sadness. Like a rosy drying in the silence of winter, looking up straight, as it grows lifeless. Every now and then, there is a light twitch. And like a yawn, this was spreading. I now see more heads looking up slowly ahead, looking through each other in vacant stares. It's like a disease that's catching up to me. It's a mexican wave, waiting to hit me. In front ot my eyes, people were turning into cold faced zombies, and now only a few bodies away from me.

And then, the train halts and the doors slide open. Not a moment of hesitation I jumped out, and run towards the inner edge of the platform and look back to the see the doors shut. I see them sitting inside looking towards me. But I know they are not looking at me. They are just dreaming with their eyes open. And the zombie train zips past.

So my friends, dust out those old cycles.

Because, if you choose travel by the London underground, you face a huge risk - of turning into a zombie. Take my word for it.



Saturday, February 8, 2014

Mind- the- Pronounciation

First few days in London,  I was walking around positively radiant with ignorance. I didn't know anything really, which is a strangely wonderful position to be in. But travelling on the tube, you can learn a little. Like the 'proper' way to pronounce places.The spellings for instance are simple enough, but the pronunciation just don't follow the spelling. English has always been funny that way, but it gets funnier in London.

Borough pronounced 'Barra' or Streatham as 'Strethum' and Leicester is a simple 'Lester', Southwark is 'Sutherk' and Chiswick is 'Chizik'

On longer tube journeys I end up looking at the map above and wonder what places like 'Burnt Oak' or 'Chalk Farm' look like, and giggle at stations with names like 'Cockfosters' or 'Mudchute' and I swear the first time I did read it as 'St Pancreas' and 'DunDonald road' has a nice ring to it!

I now recall Neil Gaiman's 'Neverwhere' in which all the characters are named after London underground stations.